Friday, 13 May 2016

You think you can smell? Read this...


A Blind man walks into a little restaurant & sits down. The owner walks up 2 him & hands him d menu list. I'm sorry sir but I'm a blind man & can't read the menu.
Just bring me a fork used by a previous customer, I'll smell it & order from there.

A little confused, d owner walks over 2 d dirty dishes pile and picks up a greasy fork,he returns 2 d man's table and hands it 2 him. The blind man puts d fork 2 his nose & takes in a deep breath. Ah, yes, that's what i'll have meatloaf & mashed potatoes.

Unbelievable! The owner thinks as he
walks 2wards d kitchen & tells his wife, Gladys, what just transpired. The blind man eats & leaves. Several days later,d blindman returns & d owner mistakenly brings him a
menu again. Sir, remember me? I'm d blind man. I'm sorry i didn't recognise u i'll go get u a fork. After another deep breath, d blind man says, that smells great, I'll take d
macaroni and cheese with broccoli.

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks d blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife Gladys that the next time d blind man comes in, he's going to test him. He returns d following week but this time d owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife Gladys, rub this fork on your panties before i take it to the blindman.

Gladys complies and hands her husband the fork, as d blindman walks in and sits down, d owner's ready and waiting. Good afternoon sir,this time i  remembered you and i have your fork ready for you.
The blindman puts d fork to his nose,sniffs and says, Sweet JESUS!! I didn't know Gladys works here!

The owner fainted with shock!

Hahaha its weekend please laugh some more.

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  1. OMG! Didn't know when I busted into laughter. Hahahahahahahahaha

  2. Hahaha the man is an expert and Gladys is in trouble.

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