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Monday, 16 May 2016

Nigerians play too much. Welcome to the new week joor

Its a serious matter 

A friend just sent the below notice to me. Kindly read.

Dear friends and relatives following the recent adjustment in fuel price, I have restructured proposals for the year 2016 & beyond. Kindly read through & note as it affects you.



1. Visits to your house or offices outside 3 kilometre radius has been classified long distance & to be embarked on once
in a year.

2. Visiting your house or office on agreed appointment & meeting your absence is a crime & will only be forgiven upon receipt of 50 liters of fuel.

3. Visits to the village has been classified as luxury & would be embarked upon once in 4 years.

4. In the unlikely event that you need to seriously see me, please I am always on facebook, WhatsApp & bbm.

6. Weddings, burials & naming ceremonies outside the territory are not to be attended. Presents will be sent by courier.

7. Weddings on the mainland with reception following & venues more than a walking distance from the church, I will
attend only the church event to avoid being held up in traffic.

8. Please family meetings & all sorts of gathering are prohibited, all such can be done through skype & conference calls, kindly learn how this facilities work.

9. Do not call me at any hour of the day or night to take you to the hospital as I am not a taxi driver or a doctor.

10. If you are visiting please come with your hand fans & your phone batteries charged as the generator is only to be
used at my pleasure.

11.Invitations for events outside Lagos are prohibited except of course you are providing my means of transportation to & fro.

12. Bicycles, Donkeys and Carmels are alternative means of transportation, please check your economics textbook. Do  not ask me why am using them.

Thank u all for your continued cooperation. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I am physically lol whoever wrote this is a joker. If you read this and still didn't laugh then, i recommend Sunday laffs on Bmf blog for you. Nigerians we play too much..


#justforfun, #justforfun, #justforfun, #justforfun

4 comments:

  1. Hahaha Nigerian, must we always play with every situation we found ourselves?

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  2. Am telling you... After the initial gragra, we then add humour to lighten the predicament

    Glowyshoes's blog

    My Facebook

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  3. nuigerians are full of humour

    www.bolatitoblog.com

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