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Saturday, 30 May 2015

A Slap Called Dirty..

Hello lovelies how is your weekend going? Are you in an owambe or preparing to attend one? I didn't have any invite to an owambe this weekend *sadface*. Well, its an opportunity for me to rest Jare. So my gist today is about what makes a slap dirty. Me and my weird thoughts though lolz.

As a secondary school student in those days, I used to wonder what made a dirty slap different from a normal slap lol
So each time I witnessed an incident where someone got a slap on the face, I left the burning question on my mind if it was dirty or not. But I also noticed that such slaps left a hot sensation on the face of the receiver too. but i was young and couldn't summon the courage to questions?
Sometimes when I heard strangers boasts about giving others dirty slap too, I secretly wished i could tug at their sleeves and ask if they had angled their hands in an awkward manner to deliver the slap. 
I often wondered if it had to be back hand slap to make it dirty. But somehow I never had the courage to ask what makes a slap dirty? I however knew that whatever it was they called "dirty slap", it didn't sound like it would be good for a ten year old kid lol because the slap sure needs to be dir-----ty.
Recently, i happen to attend an event  which had many dignitaries in attendance. I noticed  one agbada man and his ADC where having some kind of argument (i wonder could be the issue that they couldn't have settled in the car or after the event). I was watching the agbada man because of the way he was demonstrating with his agbada, before I could say jack he landed a slap on the face of his ADC. It wasn't me they slapped oo but it i held my cheek like the man who was slapped.
Oh boy eheeee what could warrant that kind of slap in public? I immediately concluded that the slap should qualify as a dirty one if nothing does. If the assault on the officer and the humiliation do not qualify it to be dirty slap, then the open abuse of power by the agbada man should easily do the job..

But  chai in this country the way it is easy for people to land their hands on another person's face, it then means that in naija a slap is cheaper than kuli-kuli. In this era of change i hope such abuses should be well handled and human rights law be properly enforced?

Have you had any experienced where somebody got a dirty slap? Share with us in the comment section..

Have a fab weekend..


16 comments:

  1. Wow Nice post...
    Love this post oo.. Despite its nat that meaningful *winks*
    This post is fun!!!
    #MadamSlap *winks*
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    Groria.. U eeh slap slap slap!
    As for me i havent experienced or witness any slap oooo!
    I only do watch pple slaping each other on the Television *trust nollywood!*

    #GoodMorning Gloria!
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    1. Good morning @Lucky thanks for reading the slap post lol.

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  2. Hmmmm...when you feel the pain of someone who got slapped,then that slap is called a dirty slap...one time in our lives,we all have gotten dirty slaps from our parents..lol

    www.glowyshoe.blogspot.com

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    1. @glowy the one from parents cannot be as dirty as the one from a stranger.. Lol

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  3. Glo, you're so funny. Well, I've witnessed this thing called 'dirty' slap. I got plenty if it from my dad those days when yours truly was still a girl. lol
    www.alabekee.blogspot.com

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  4. I love this post! I have experienced a Dirty slap once in my life and mehn up till today I still feel the intensity like it happened today. The moment he slapped me everywhere turned black, it was seconds later before I could see clearly. I was about 12 years old then. Didn't tell my parents cos I know I was the one at fault I called him a very horrendous name you wouldn't like to hear... lolz

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    1. Lolz Rella hope you weren't a stubborn lil girl then? Sorry for the slap though.

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  5. a slap called dirty one is really a bad slap and insulting slap

    www.braveheartnaija.blogspot.com

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  6. Hahahaha, am just reading everyone funny experiences.....
    I have never had an experience of dirty slap ooo!!

    Its Like am missing alot oooo.. (i missed the dirty slap experience) abi????? *winks*
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    1. Do you really want to experienced it? Oyah tell me make we arrange one for you. Lol

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  7. Ive never had one, but ive seen one. Lolz

    pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  8. Hahahaha,, are gloria u funny ooo *winks* if i tell u were we go meet, u go loss in the road *winks*
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  9. my mum gave me that thunderous dirty slap

    bolateethole.blogspot.com

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  10. Slap na slap. Types of slap depends on the offense. But people usually use 'dirty' to qualify the severity of the slap they will give you if you push them beyond a limit

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  11. A dirt slap is an over ride manual used in correcting five seconds madness which is in every one if u ask me,

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